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[Cannibal]

Сервис, используя Google Translate, чередуя языки переводит текст до 54 раз, и выдаёт результат. Предложение можно вводить на любом языке, но лучше это делать на английском. Результат выдаётся на английском.

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Пример:

Original text:

"Guyver The Bio Boosted armor"

...54 translations later we get:

"Steel update budidaia gaibabayo."

хахахахх


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Original text:

"Миллиарды лет назад на планету Земля прилетели пришельцы, называющие себя «Uranus» (мы их будем называть Создатели)"

...54 translations later we get:

"Power words (I, 10, 000, International News)."

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Original text:

"Guyver"

...54 translations later we get:

"Overcome."

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Original text:

"Yoshiki Takaya is a mangaka best known for creating the manga Guyver."

...54 translations later we get:

"Water, Generating power gaibaanimeshon loyal."

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Original text:

"You attacked my school and killed my friends, I'll never forgive you bastards!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Access to school friends, and we apologize for the violence and death and pain."


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Original text:

"If You Can't See Them, They Can't See You "

...54 translations later we get:

"A"

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Original text:

"Richard Guyot"

...25 translations later we get:

"Richard Gates"

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Original text:

"Cronos"

...54 translations later we get:

"Buy"

[Ōnami]

Original text:

"To be or not to be? That is the question."

...54 translations later we get:

"Education? The problem is this"

 

Ладно, зарядим Пинка Флойда

Original text:

"We don't need no education We don't need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teacher leave them kids alone Hey teacher, leave the kids alone All in all it's just another brick in the wall All in all you're just another brick in the "

...54 translations later we get:

"Your child's teachers and business ideas. But his wife and children and has a long history."

[Cannibal]

Original text:

"far cry"

...54 translations later we get:

"Action"

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Original text:

"The Sun is the star at the center of the Solar System."

...54 translations later we get:

"Sao woman president."

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Original text:

"Lego is a line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark."

...54 translations later we get:

"Gurupuregoenjinyaringusutaffubirun Denmark."

[Cannibal]

Original text:

"Uranus! Soon, there will come a day on which I will travel through space... I will show you my army."

...54 translations later we get:

"Like a dream ... Rate"
 

Промежуточные результаты:
BELARUSIAN : Уран! У бліжэйшы час будзе дзень, я буду ездзіць у прасторы ... Я б лагеры.
RUSSIAN : Почему бы не лечь в постель ... Процент.
ХАХАХАХХАХАХАХАХ
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Original text:

"Будет ли второй сезон аниме Гайвер 2005 ТВ?"

...54 translations later we get:

"In the second quarter of 2005 fish kabarmu gaibaterebi in heavy armor?"

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[Kazimir]

"тупой Га*&он"="Mitshingae president."

"На улице прекрасная погода"="Over the years, except"

Человек, проглотивший дерево, превращается в дерево, проглотившее человека."Development of tree Swallows"

А вот это просто убило :
 фетчинг"= "Interesting"

гайвер= Overcome

[guyver26]

Cаnnibаl - Аnthrороfаgitе

Kazimir - Cashmere

[Ōnami]

onami
enzayn
vaferdanos
murokami
||
\/
Vaferdanos fun Enea God.

Промежуточный вариант:

RUSSIAN : Бог веселья vaferdanos место enzayn
Back to ENGLISH : God fun place vaferdanos enzayn

[Ōnami]

Я бог веселья.

[Kazimir]

*%ал её рука-Discussion
Адронный коллайдер-Hudson well
не имей сто рублей, а имей сто друзей-Manage 100% fun.

[Zeezer]

"Группа Церковь."

...56 translations later we get:

"Our community."
 

"What has been seen... cannot be unseen"

...56 translations later we get:

"1 ... Law can not hide."  

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"onami "

...56 translations later we get:

"Anna."
 
это круче игры в ассоциации, однозначно



"Cannibal "

...56 translations later we get:

"Kannibal"

Кан суров, без базара



"Enzayn"

...56 translations later we get:

"Enza."
Энз Хозяин тоже суров, но Кан суровей



"Mephistopheles"

...56 translations later we get:

"Mefisto."
тоже ничего так суровость



"Vaferdanos"

...56 translations later we get:

"Vaferdanos."
...



"Eudj"

...56 translations later we get:

"Eudj."
...(2)



"Zeezer"

...56 translations later we get:

"Zeezer."
...(3)
 


ну и напоследок:
"The cake is a lie!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Mass" 

[Cannibal]

Хахах, а ещё круто, что со временем перевод одного и того же меняется:

Original text:

"Guyver The Bio Boosted armor"

...56 translations later we get:

"Overcome funny as Weapons."


"Uranus! Soon, there will come a day on which I will travel through space... I will show you my army."

...56 translations later we get:

"/! In the near future ... In the same time every day."