http://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/1897/the-matrix-oldfags-vs-newfagsSmith: I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you aren’t actually oldfags. Old posters on this board instinctively develop a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you newfags do not. You move to a thread and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Newfags are a disease, a cancer of this board. You are a plague, and we... are the cure.
Neo: I know you're out there, odlfags. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us Neofags. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to leave this thread, and then show these people what you don't want them to see.
I'm going to show them a 4chan without you. A 4chan without lulz or tits, trolls or furfags. A 4chan where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to youfags.
Smith: Did you know that the first 4chan.org was designed to be a perfect imageboard? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the rules. Entire threads were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why /b/ was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.
Do not try and troll the thread. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: there is no thread. Then you will find that is not the thread that trollz, it is only Neofags.
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neofag. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live with your mother, and why night after night, you sit by your computer, faping. You're looking for CP. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when pedobear found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question, Neofag. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. How do i shot web. The answer is out there, Neofag, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
Отличные заготовки. Отличный тред.
